I Don't Like These Cinderella Pumpkin Things

I hate these pumpkins. I can't stand them, but hopefully, all of the people that send them to me every year will stop. You see folks, I've seen this before. The reason that it hasn't been a "winner" before is because I don't like them. Really folks, what is here to like? The purple horse, the Ken doll, the ribbon wheels? What is it? What here says Halloween?