Wild Bore Pumpkin

People call me "wildly boring" but not a wild boar. I think there is a difference, but I can't concern myself with that. You see, I have pumpkin carving tips to share. I speak about them all the time, day and night, night and day. All year 'round you will hear me talk about pumpkin carving. Wildly boring? Maybe, but I have a message to share. "Scoop the goop with your ice cream scoop!" "Draw the design with dry erase marker".